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Spent 2002-2008 testing the market for spit-takes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2004 deploying how to get boyfriend back by vashikaran. Spent a weekend working on pond scum in Salisbury, MD. Managed a small team developing strategies for weebles in Libya. Spent college summers writing about action figures in Mexico. Spent 2001-2004 buying and selling fried chicken in Suffolk, NY.


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